Don't forget what's in the nail gun!

Warning: This video is not for those with weak hearts. I wasn't looking at the screen through most of it. It was pretty cool, though.




http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/penn-and-teller-31711/1314683/




Wonder what it takes to develop a memory like this?

Have you tried the Purina diet?

Got this in an e-mail recently...



Yesterday I was at my local SAM'S CLUB buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog, and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Sam's Club won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people! They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends........it will be their "laugh for the day"!

Why would you throw bananas on the floor?

If you like bananas, weird things, vloggers, or any combination thereof, you should watch these videos. I got to listen to my friend sing the song dozens of times before I finally saw the original version(s) for myself.




http://youtu.be/N43qs79He2U





http://youtu.be/N7hkNsmNNRM

Your school photos were never THIS bad...

Bahahaha. Here is one of those websites that eats your life. But I love it.

Woooooot mullets! Laser backgrounds! Bad quotes! Prom queens posing with farm animals!



http://www.awkwardschoolpictures.com/



I love how it looks like a time capsule... until you see a lame photo from last year. YES. Bahahaha again.

Misha Collins in Haiti

His trip has already ended, but actor Misha headed down south earlier this summer to help build an orphanage, from what I understand. As I've mentioned in an earlier post, he's got a charity, Random Acts, and is a genuinely nice guy who hasn't let Hollywood get to his head.

And, he keeps us updated on his epic adventures through his Twitter.

Here are a couple of his short videos!




Misha steals a plane


http://youtu.be/u5kST2hfiyU




Misha introduces his inspirational host


http://youtu.be/f-gB02k2U28




And yeah, he's a fantastic actor, as well. ;)

Snowman dies at the hands of bus driver

I had not heard of this before, but apparently last winter some idiots built a snowman in the middle of the road, and filmed as one car carefully maneuvered around it, and then a bus driver plowed his bus straight through it. I'll admit, it is impressive to see a bus do that.

Anyway, the driver was fired (or quit?), and now there's a campaign on Facebook to save him for... being epic? I don't know.

Regardless of how epic a stunt it was, the snowman could have caused a serious accident, as far as I'm concerned, and the driver got rid of the hazard. Good for him. But yeah, the whole thing is kind of dumb.

Enjoy?



http://www.facebook.com/pages/Save-the-Bus-Driver/135431429847909




http://youtu.be/VQ2aAmMRjxc

*Totally not recommending these*

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

WARNING: DO NOT TRY THESE HOME REMEDIES AT HOME.


1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - Triflow and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the Triflow. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

One of those disguised scary videos

I considered posting this as a color blind test, similar to one that you'd get at the doctor's office. Well... it is a legitimate test, for about four rounds... then the scary face pops up and the screaming starts.

Instead, I decided to warn you, so you can play this trick on others, already warned. I don't want the bad karma. Haha.


http://www.funstufftosee.com/colorblind.html

German mirror prank

It makes enough sense even if you don't understand the language.


http://www.collegehumor.com/video/2998733/german-mirror-prank


(But what if... those who were pranked actually are vampires??)