Facebook dump: Trying this out

Yeeeah... I think I'm going to add this feature to my blog. A Facebook dump is when I find a bunch of little things on FB that I think are cool, and throw them all into one post for you. There are jokes, statuses, memes, whatever. Enjoy!



Husband receives a phone call from police:
"Sir we have found the body of a woman who we suspect is your wife. Can you please come and identify the body?"

Husband: "Aw, damn. I'm a bit busy right now. Why don't you take a pic, tag me on Facebook and if it's her,I'll click the "like" button 'kay?"



Ok so I'm gonna start off with a random word. You reply with also just ONE word relating to the word I posted. Then I will take YOUR word and post ONE word relating to your word etc. The word = SKY



It's almost CHRISTMAS.
Press @ and put the letter next to each sentence and click on the first person who comes up and let's see what happens

C-Burns the Christmas tree down:
H- Eats all the cookies that are left out for Santa:
R -Tells every little kid they see that Santa isn't real:
I - Steals all the candy:
S- Tries to kill Santa:
T - Leaves the fireplace lit:
M - Still believes in Santa:
A - Kills Santa's reindeer:
S-Ruins Christmas Dinner:



Cleverbot
User: *Pushes into bed*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses*.
User: Do you have protection?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have norton antivirus.



Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the cup of water. I drank it.
-The Opportunist



The girl you just called fat?? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. post this to another video if you are against bullying. You never know what it's like until you walk a mile in their shoes.



Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!"



"Statistics show that the average dissatisfied customer will tell 8 to 10 people about their problem. One in five of those will share that with 20 others. So you can see how repeated offenses of poor customer service can quickly snowball into the downfall of a business....."