Giving your FB friends new roles

I don't particularly like to advocate doing things on Facebook, but these are fun. I'm amazed by how many different versions have popped up, and for a while I copied down every one that I could find. Gave up after a while, but here are a few for you--



You’re in an RPG. Go to your profile and look at the first 10 friends on the left hand side. Write one as each of the following:

Sword-wielding Bad-ass:
Healer:
One with the Gun:
Fighter who Needs no Weapon:
Party Member who won't Shut Up:
Damsel in Distress:
Arch-Nemesis:
Mid-Boss:
Final Boss:






You're Pregnant. No cheating.

1. The one who freaks out:
2. The one who supports you:
3. The baby daddy:
4. The one who tells everyone:
5. The one who throws you a baby shower:
6. The one who beats up the baby daddy:
7. The one who buys your baby stuff in the wrong color:
8. The one the baby is named after:






You're in a HORROR MOVIE:

1. Decided the creepy house is safe:
2. Screams like a baby:
3. Scares you as a joke:
4. The first to go missing:
5. The first to go insane:
6. Murdered saving you:
7. Has your back no matter what:
8. Survives by faking dead:
9. Has a solid survival plan no one listens to:
10. Is really the killer:



You're alone in a Strip club:

The Pole Dancer:
The Bartender:
Person Who Tries To Get You Drunk:
Your Wing Man/Woman:
Hottest Person In the Room:
The Drunk In The Corner:
The One Arrested:



So I'm getting married...

1st - person you marry:
2nd - Best man:
3rd - Maid of honor:
4th - Tries to stop you:
5th - Wedding crasher:
6th - The priest that married you:
7th - Eats all your wedding cake:



WE GOT PULLED OVER!:

The Sexy Cop-
In the front seat hiding your liquor-
In the back seat Singing with just a bra on-
Jumping out the car and running-
Crying in Handcuffs-
Talking to the other cop trying to get us out of trouble-
Waving and laughing as they drive by-




You wake up in jail after a long night out:

Clanging items against the cell:
Demanding a phone call:
Crying in the corner:
... Passed out:
Justifying what happened:
Hitting on the guard:
Town drunk:
Town hooker:
Town narc:
Town drug dealer:



Your Facebook family:

First 2 people are your parents:
Next 2 are your siblings:
Next 2 are your grandparents:
Next 1 is your spouse:
Last 2 are your kids:



Camping Trip!

Drunk falls in campfire:
Skinny-dipping in Lake:
Running through woods yelling 'Aliens are coming!:
Throwing roasted marshmallows at everyone:
Idiot thinks they can wrestle a bear:
Gets lost in woods:
Pees pants during a ghost story:
Smacking a bees nest with a stick: